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At a hotel in Mexico three sisters named Christina, Tiffany, and Edwina were checking in for a sisters vacation in Mexico. "First thing I'm going to do after we unpack I want a massage"Christina stated. "I want to lay out in the sun in my new bikini. I want to show off my new body since it took me six months to get it back after having Eric"Tiffany remarked as her sisters giggled. "I want to just have fun and forget about my life for a week"Edwina added. The desk manager gave them their keys and they heading out when Christina saw the cameras. "What's with the cameras you shotting a reality series here?". "Sort of an american television show is being filmed at our hotel for a week". "Come on let's go npack and have some fun on this vacation" and the girls left. At the pool Criss Angel was filming a card trick when he suddenly ran off like a bullet. "What the heck that's the third time he's run off like that".

"It's not he's fault he's been having some intestinal troubles for a few days now" Costa stated. "I think he needs to see the in house doctor befor we have nothing to air". Costa finally found his younger brother coming out of the bathroom. "I hope you didn't plug it up"he joked. "Not funny Costa,"he said as Criss sat down. "I have no clue what is wrong with me I'm spending more time in the men's room than working". "I think you need to see a doctor before we have to take you to a mexician hospital"Costa suggested. "Yea I'm going to my room and cheange my pants just send the doctor to my room" and Criss left.

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Outside the sisters were walking to a cabana. "I can't believe you brought your black bag with you. What you think you're going to have to do open heart surgery on someone?"Edwina said. "You never known"Tiffany replied. "Yea and tomorrow I'm cooking here for a rich and famous person"Christina remarked as they laughed. "Excuse me ladies". They saw the guy from the front desk coming over. "I couldn't help but overhear that you're a doctor". "Yes how can I help you?"Tiffany inquired. "I'm sorry to ask you but I have a guest having some intestinal problems which is worrying his family and I can't get a hold of our in house doctor so do you mind just looking at him. Dinner will be on me". "All right let me get my bag and change my clothes so I don't give the person a heart attack while I'm at it"Tiffany replied. "Here is his room number and thank you again".

Back at his room Criss was coming out of the bathroom. "If this keeps up I should just sleep in the tub"Criss muttered. Tiffany found the room and knocked on the door. "Coming". Criss opened the door and saw Tiffany. "You must be the doctor"Criss said. "And you must be the person who's having some intestinal problems can I come in". Criss opened the door. "My name's Tiffany" shaking his hand. "Christopher some people call me Chris" sitting on the bed. "So Chris when did the problem start?". "A few days ago after having dinner. It kind of crept up on me and I had to buy a new pair of jeans to put it nicely"he remarked. "Why don't you lay on the bed and I'll probe you abdomen". Criss smiled at her with a smirk. "Don't get any ideas Christopher I'm married with a child". "Seriously you have a kid doesn't look like it"Criss replied. She probed Criss's stomach. "Well I feel no mass and you don't seem to be in any pain. Do you remember having for Dinner. "Some fish tacos and some Papaya". "I think we found your problem from what I've heard that an instectide that they're been using to kill bug off of Papaya can cause intestinal problem to humans if they're not washed".

"Do you have anything they will stop it?"Criss inquired. "Yea I think i have some medicine in my bag". She looked through her bag and found the pills. "Take one every four hours with food" giving him the bottle. "Thank you I know I shouldn't ask this but did you grow up in New York I hear a bit of a new York accent"Criss inquired. "Yea a place called Greenmeadows". "Was your last name Fletcher"Criss asked. "Before I got married why do you ask". "You don't remember me Christopher Sarantokas ring a bell"he stated. Her jaw fell to the floor. "I didn't recongize you how are you" giving Criss a hug. "I'm good what are you doing here in Mexico?". "My yearly sister trip". "Not Christina and Edwina they're here too Costa and JD are going to flip". "Well I should get going maybe we can have dinner together my sisters and your brothers" she suggested. "I'll talk to them and see". Tiffany smiled and left

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When Tiffany came back to the cabana she sat back down. "So you change your speciality to house calls"Edwina joked as the girls laughed. "You won't be laughing when I tell you something. I treated Christopher Sarnatakos". Edwina trned to her. "Wait minute you mean the youngest son of Dimitra and John. Costa's little brother". "You got it but he goes by the name Criss Angel from what I heard from some of the guest here he's a world famous magician in Las Vegas". "We all knew Criss had the gift for it. What about Costa and JD?". "Well believe or not they're with Criss they work with or for him I'm not sure"Tiffany remarked. "I had such a crush on Costa when we went to school together"Edwina stated. "Yea he kept blowing you off like you had the plaque mind you"Tiffany said.

"Let's not talk Tiffany you threw yourself at JD with everything except the kitchen sink"Christina remarked. "Well I have a little secret to tell you missy Christopher had a crush on you when you went to school together". "Talk about bad timing considering Christina doesn't bat for that team anymore"Edwina replied as they giggled. On the other side of the hotel Criss told his brother who he ran into. "Are you kidding the Fletcher girls are on the island I'm locking myself in my room"Costa stated. Criss and JD rolled their eyes. "Please Costa you wouldn't give Edwina the time of day"JD stated. "What about you JD Tiffany had the hots for you sometimes mom and dad were wondering if you guys were going to be married straight out of high school"Criss stated.

"I remember dad and her father both caught them making out in Tiffany's car I thought dad was about to blow a fuse or a blood vessel" Costa remarked. "Well JD has nothing to worry about Tiffany's married with a son". "Criss since we're talking about the Fletcher girls they're something you should know Christina had like the biggest crush on you"JD stated. "You mean big bone Christina that girl look like she never eat anything she didn't like"Criss remembered. "Watch yourself Criss she could look like Jennifer Lopez now"JD stated. "Well let's get back to work and discuss the past later" and they left.

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That night the girls went to dinner at a great restraunt. As they sat down Criss and his brothers were getting ready for dinner. "I can't believe you're taking the crew out for dinner"JD said combing his hair. "It's my way of saying thanks for working with me"Criss replied tieing his shoe. "Just don't go nuts with the alcohol"Costa stated. Criss faked laughed as they got ready to leave. At the restraunt the girls were looking at the menu. "The roast rack of lamb looks good". "The trout in a white wine sauce sounds good"Tiffany replied. "That veggie pizza looks good" showing her sisters. "I may get that"Christina stated. On the other side of the restaurant Criss and his brothers walked in. "Wow this place is packed". "Yea"Costa stated as they got to the area. "I'm going to the bathroom I'll be right back"Tiffany remarked. "Don't get lost".

When she got to the bathroom Criss was coming out of the men's room. "Interesting place to bump into"she remarked. Criss chuckled. "Still have that cooky sense of humor Tiffany" Criss replied. "You here with your brothers". "Yea and my whole crew are you here with Edwina and Christina". "Yea and I know you guys use to call Christina big boned Christy". "I do feel bad about that but teenagers can be cruel"Criss replied. "Well because of that Christina had a lap band put in and lost a crap load of weight". "I just got an idea why don't we see if one of my brothers realize that it's Christina"Criss suggested. "Why not" as they giggled.

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The next day Criss and his crew were walking around the resort as the sisters were enjoying the water. "How about I rent some jet ski?"Christina suggested. "Allright" and she went to the rental. "Hey Costa why don't you see if they have the jet skis ready for the next scene"Criss inquired. "All right" and he left. At the rental Christina was renting three as Costa came up. "Wait a minute we put three on hold"Costa called out. "Nobody told me dude"the guy stated. "You snooze you loose buddy"Christina stated. "Come on lady I'll give you a hundred dollars for the jet skis"Costa said. "A hundred please that's small change from what I get paid at my job in New York"Christina remarked. "Really what do you do run the tour buses?".

Christina faked laugh. "No I have my own restaraunt in New York. Maybe when you're in New York I'll get you a table" and she left getting Costa wet in the process. Criss chuckled as he watched it. "Have a nice shower"Criss asked. "Very funny" Costa replied as Erich gave him a towel. "Well there's something you should know that woman who got the jet skis was Christina Fletcher. "Wait a minute that was big bone Christina are you serious?". Chris nodded. Back at the ocean Christiina showed up with the jet skis. "What took you so long?"Edwina asked. "Some guy tried to offer me a hundred dollars for the jet skis so I drenched him as I left"she replied as Tiffany started to laugh. "What's so funny Tiffany?" as Christina got off the jet skis. "You soaked Costa Sarantokas"she replied.

Her eyes almost popped out of her head. "Are you serious?". "I met up with Criss last night at the restraunt and we decide to see if Costa would recongize you and I guess he didn't". "And I thought Edwina was the jokester in the family" she remarked. In his hotel room Costa was changing as JD was waiting. "Are you serious Criss did that" as he started to chuckle. "Will you stop laughing that wasn't funny"Costa replied. "Oh get a sense of humor Costa you know Criss loves playing jokes"JD remarked. "All right"Costa stated. "Now come on we have to go meet him" and they left.

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Back at the hotel the sisters were getting drinks. "I can't believe I didn't recongize Costa"Christina remarked. "You didn't know Costa I didn't even realize I was examining Christopher. You would of never of known it was him even if you were standing right next to him"Tiffany replied. "I wonder what JD looks like". "I betcha still the same". Edwina just sipped her drink than walked off. On the other side JD was on the phone with Lynn. "Lynn I told yo stop freaking out about this. You knew this was bound to happen when I get home I'll take over so just take a breath, go outside take a swim or go to bed and I'll talk to you later" and hung up. JD saw some beach chairs and sat down. "This seat taken"a voice asked. "Please sit I could use the company"he said as Edwina sat down. "You look like you've got a lot on your mind". "My daughter just got her driving permit and I promised my wife I teach her how to drive but my work needed me here and now my wife is having anxiety attacks everytime my daghter asks to go out for a lesson"he replied.

"At least you have a child I can't even fid a guy to have one with". "You sound like my brother Chris he's having a hard time with his love life"JD stated. "I feel so out of place my older sister is a mother with a loving husband, and my other sister is the head chef and owner of a restaurant in New York, me I'm just an out of work person with no love life". JD turned to her. "Don't worry as my mom said if a window closes another one will open" he replied. "Thanks I should get back to my sister" and Edwina got up. When JD saw who it was he was shocked and so was Edwina when she realized who she was talking to.

"Oh my god JD I can't believe I didn't realize it was you". "What about you Edwina I remember you as having braces, wearing glasses, dressing like my brother did in goth like clothes"he replied. "Well I got the braces off, got eye surgery and I changed my look Tiffany told us you and your brothers were on the island"she remarked. "Yea Criss told us he ran into Tiffany ad Christina soaked Costa this morning with the jet skis and now you and me"JD stated. "Well I should go before Tiffany and Christina send out a search party for me" and Edwina left.

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When JD got back to the bar Criss and Costa were having a drink. "How's Lynn doing ready for Criss to be put in a straight jacket?"Costa inquired as Criss chuckled. "Hilarious maybe when we're done here one of you guys can take over"JD suggested as he sat down. "We're just playing JD"Criss replied. "Guess who I ran into". "One of the Fletcher girls"Costa remarked. "And I thought Criss was the mentalist. I ran into Edwina"JD said. "You ran into brace face Edwina. I thought her parents were going to go bankrupt with her dental work"Criss said as JD rolled his eyes. "You guys haven't grown up at all since high school"JD muttered. When Edwina came back her sisters were asleep but she didn't feel like sleeping so she grabbed a bottle of Vodka and left. The next day Criss went jogging on the beach before filming. As he jogged Criss saw a woman passed out. Criss walked over to her but almost tripped over a bottle of Vodka.

When Criss got closer he could smell the booze on her. "Hey wake up"Criss stated shaking her. She woke up and looked around. "Where am I?" she inquired. "You're on a beach in Cabo"Criss replied. As she got up Criss saw she's off center and caught her before she fell. "Come on let's get you some coffee". "I think I'm going to be sick" she said and threw up all over Criss's shoes. At the hotel Christina woke up to find Edwina wasn't there. "Tiffany Edwina isn't here" Christina stated walking into her room. "Maybe she went to the gym". "Tiffany her bed hasn't been slept in I'm worried". "Allright let me get dressed". A knock came to the door so Christina grabbed her robe and got the door. At the door was the manager of the hotel. "I'm sorry to wake you but your sister is at the bar one of our guest found her on the beach outcold"he stated.

"We'll be right down"Christina said. "All right" and left. At the bar Edwina was having some coffee while Criss, Costa, and JD were watching her. "She was out cold drunk"JD said. "I could smell the Vodka on her she even threw up on my shoes". "Remind me of your twenty-first birthday you got so drunk Criss you threw up in the car. It took me three days to get the smell out of the car"Costa stated. Christina and Tiffany came into the bar and saw Edwina at the bar. "Edwina oh my god you scared us when I saw you weren't in the room" Christina stated giving her a hug. "Not so loud Christina"she replied. "Edwina why did you do that?" Tiffanyt inquired. "I just got upset at my life and I just wanted to forget"Edwina remarked. Criss turned around and saw the women.

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Criss got up and walked over with JD and Costa following. "Well well it's the Sarankatos boys"Christina stated. "Nice to see you too Christina"Costa stated. "Costa didn't recongize you with out the wet shirt and hair"she replied. "And I see all the weight you lost went into your ego"Costa said. "Christina shut up for five minutes please"Tiffany asked. Criss could tell Edwina was in pain about something and nobody else was picking up on it. "Edwina what's borthering you about your life?"Criss asked. "I just want what my sisters have. Tiffany has a great husband with a child and Christina has this great job in New York running a restraunt me I'm unemployed with a boyfriend who decides to leave me just as I'm leaving for this"she replied wiping the tears from her face.

"Edwina why didn't you tell us Bruce did that?"Tiffany asked. "I just didn't want to ruin the trip"she replied. "Edwina you shouldn't let it get to you. Criss's love life is nothing to write about"Costa said. "Thanks a lot Costa"Criss remarked. "Try me my wife is ready for a nervous breakdown because I promised her when we had our daughter that I'd teach her how to drive and I'm here working"JD stated. "You're married JD I always thought Criss would get married first". "Try second but it didn't go so well"Criss replied. "Edwina before i started working for Criss I didn't have a job"Costa admitted. "What they're trying to say Edwina that their lives isn't all glitz and glamor"Tiffany stated. "Right now I just want to find somewhere quiet"Edwina suggested. "Come on we'll take you back to the room and I'll make dad's homemade hangover medicine". "Hold that thought". Edwina ran over to a trash can and vomited.

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In Criss's room a spider was roaming around the place looking for a place to hide and he did a shirt Criss left on the bed. As the spider hid in the shirt Criss came out of the shower. He tried off his body and was about to grab his shirt when a knock came to the door. Criss looked through the pee hole and saw it was Costa. Criss opened the door. "What's taking you so long jack rabbits are faster than you"he remarked. "Thank you Steve Irwin I just got out of the shower you numbskull"Criss replied. Costa sat down as Criss grabbed his pants and went into the bathroom. "i feel so bad for Edwina today.". "So do I"Criss replied. "JD is talking with her maybe he can help her somehow"Costa remarked as Criss came out of the bathroom fixing his bandana. "I hope so". Criss took the shirt off the bed and put it in. The spider not liking its enviremont bit Criss in his neck. "Ouch"Criss said as the spider dropped onto the floor.

Costa saw the spider and smashed it with his foot. "You all right"costa inquired looking at Criss's neck. "Yea I'm fine should of shook out my shirt before I put it on. Let's go film". In the bar JD was talking with Edwina. "Thanks for letting me bend your ear a little JD". "No problem"JD said. As Edwina took a drink JD saw her tattoo of a rattlesnake. "Nice tattoo" poitning to it. "Yea it's an eastern diamond back rattle snakes I like repitles and spiders". "I can't stand them if I see a daddy long legs I ran for the hills and everyone laughs at me for it"JD stated. Edwina chuckled as Tiffany came over. "Hey JD how you feeling Edwina?". "Not as naucious as I was before where's Christina?"Edwina asked. "Shopping my husband would kill me if I shopped the way Chistinia does". "Let me guess bankrupcy"JD said as Edwina chuckled. "You hit the nail on the head".