[Loyal Lady Dee]

Here's a joke I knew since I was a kid (a little corny, I know, but still!):
Once there was a lady who married four times. The first time she married a millionaire, the second time she married an actor, the third time she married a priest, and the fourth time she married an undertaker. Why did she choose these kinds of people? Because she wanted one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! (Insert groans, eye rolls, and "oh, man!"s here!)