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The Loyal Community > General Discussion > WE LOVE CRISS' DUCKLINGS!!

KrisLee: Criss was on E! News Tonight, and it showed six of the MOST ADORABLE little baby ducks you ever saw!! He found them by Lake Meade, and they hatched at Serenity, and now they follow him around like he's their mama just because he was the first thing they saw when they hatched! They are soooooooo cute, all fluffy and tiny like that! Makes me wanna hug them!
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Curlye: I saw them too and they are so cute! Criss is so good to take car of them!
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RoseRed13: What happened to the mother duck?
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Veritas: I don't think it's a good idea to raise wild ducks in captivity like that. Why didn't he contact a wildlife reserve to take them off his hands?
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PostGirl13: that is so funny those little duckys following Criss around like that!
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Rachel121967: LOL
Little ducks: *looks up at Criss* Mama?
Criss: Wha? I ain't your mama!
Little ducks: Mama! Mama, mama, mama!
JD: Told you, dude, not a good idea.
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Greekgoddess: So now Criss is finally getting an idea on what its like to be a mommy! ROFL
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Iluvcrisssomuch: Looks like Hammie's got himself six new siblings.
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Veritas: ^^Hammie may want to snack on his new "siblings" if he had a chance.
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KrisLee: He's not keeping them as pets--he says he's just going to raise them enough to send them back into the wild.
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angelkiss23: Oh, so adorable and cuddly!
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Rachel121967: and the ducks are kinda cute too!
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"Hello, Criss?"

"Oh, hey, Dave, what's up?"

"I just got a call from some energy company in Carson City. They want to do a commercial--"

"A commercial? Why would they want me to do a commercial?"

"Not you, the ducklings!"

"The ducklings?"

"Yeah, they want 'em to do a spot showing how, quote unquote, environmentally aware they are."

"Well, I dunno, Dave..."

"Hey, it's good money--ten grand for two minutes' work. All they gotta do is cross a street."

"Cross a street? With cars and everything?"

"Don't worry, they won't let anything happen to your little family. You'll be with them, of course, since you're their 'mother' and all."

"Don't rub it in, Dave."

"Look, it's just an hour's work; one shot and that's it. And they get ten grand for it!"

"Lemme talk it over with Brenda, okay?"

"Sure. Just let me know by tomorrow morning, okay?"

"Sure, Dave. Talk to you later."

Criss hung up the phone. "A commercial?" he mused. "Geez, those ducks are more popular than I am!"