10-21-2011, 04:36 AM
Here's one out of a joke book i have
A frog went to a bank to apply for a loan. Patty stack, the woman in charge of loans, asked if had anythiny to leave for collateral. "Don't worry," she said. "When you pay the loan, we'll return it to you." he showed her a small porcelain statue and said, "this is what i have. It is a family herloom and it's very special to me"
she took it to the bank president and said, "there's a frog out tere who wants a loan, and this is what he gave me as proof that we can trust him, buti don't know what it is. Should i give him the money?"
the bank president said, "why that's a knickknack, patty stack, give that frog a loan."