[Veritas]

A woman walks into a motel lobby on a rainy night and asks for a room.

"Sorry," says the desk clerk, "but I just gave our last room to that gentleman over there." He points to a man carrying a suitcase about to go down the hall.

In desperation, the woman goes to the man and says, "Listen.
I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us and we don't know them, so could you let me stay in your room for the night. I'll sleep on the floor so I won't bother you."

The man thinks about it and says, "Well, since I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us and we don't know them, I guess it would be okay."

The woman gratefully follows the man to his room. He gives her a pillow and a blanket, climbs into bed, and turns out the light to sleep.

Around midnight, the floor got to be a bit uncomfortable, so the woman goes over to the man, wakes him up and says, "Listen, I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us and we don't know them, so how about letting me sleep beside you in bed for the rest of the night."

The man thinks about it and says, "Well, since I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us and we don't know them, I guess it'll be all right."

So the woman climbs into bed, and the man turns out the light to go to sleep.

Around two thirty AM, the woman wakes up the man again and says, "Listen, I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us and we don't know them, so how about we have a little 'party' of our own, huh?"

The man turns on the light, sits up and yells, "Listen, lady! I don't know you, you don't know me, they don't know us and we don't know them, so who the (bleep) are we going to invite?!"